How the Government Shutdown Is Affecting Me Personally, and a Resolution

EllJayPea: so one of the affects of the government shut down? NO PANDA CAM

CinniMinion: WHAT [stomps]

EllJayPea: they're still taking care of the animals, but the zoo is shut down, and so is the camera

CinniMinion: ooooo. Now i'm just mad

EllJayPea: hahaha. Now it's PERSONAL

CinniMinion: National Zoo Panda Cam Will Be Turned Off, Along With Our Happiness, In Federal Government Shutdown

EllJayPea: LOL

CinniMinion: http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam/

That's borking. It's not my baby butterstick

EllJayPea: That panda is clearly dead

CinniMinion: Or stuffed

CinniMinion:http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/china-panda-cam-1

That one is blinking and twitching its ears. BUT IT NOT MY BABY BUTTERSTICK

EllJayPea: Why is it so bright at 1:18 in the morning???? (referring to the twitching ears panda)

Oh, it's not a LIVE feed.

CinniMinion: This is clearly on a loop

EllJayPea: They're asleep.

CinniMinion: IT SAID LIVE

EllJayPea: Cuz sometimes it IS

CinniMinion: Well for heaven's sake. If this is not live, couldn't they show a BETTER DAMN CLIP?!?!

EllJayPea: They're just happy theirs doesn't look Dead or STUFFED

CinniMinion: HA!

CinniMinion: twitch twitch

EllJayPea: loop loop

CinniMinion: I am going to use my extra day off and go to DC and balance their damn budget and MAKE THEM TURN ON MY PANDA CAM

EllJayPea: I just don't understand why no one in Washington has SEEN Dave yet. If they all just watched that movie....or if they watched the FREAKING PANDA CAM, they wouldn't hate each other and would want to have a budget resolution.

CinniMinion: All they need to do is watch a baby panda and a mother panda and they would have a damn balanced budget.

EllJayPea: They'd be all, Hey, Tom ( R) from Minnesota, I'm Harry (D ) from California. I love you, man. I saw the pandas. How can we hate each other with Baby Butterstick in the world? Let's settle this budget thing once and for all.

CinniMinion: RIGHT??!!!

EllJayPea: I think so, yes.

CinniMinion: Not all "THEY'VE LOST THEIR MINDS" said Tom (D) from Nevada.

EllJayPea: Freaking Tom from Nevada.

CinniMinion: Damn him. He hates pandas.

CinniMinion: [PUNCH]

EllJayPea: He's THE DEVIL

EllJayPea: And I think you meant to say [THROAT punch]

CinniMinion: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CinniMinion: Everyone in the room

CinniMinion: BAM BAM BAM BAM

EllJayPea: Yes!

CinniMinion: Senators doubled over everywhere

EllJayPea: hi YA!

EllJayPea: You're like Kung Fu Panda because you're Kung Fu-ing FOR the Pandas

CinniMinion: Me: Now turn on the damn panda cam an no one else will get hurt." /end scene

EllJayPea: Turn on the panda cam AND watch it for 24 hours